Now hear me! Aliens have traveled to the past, trying change history.Who the hell are you? My evil twin? (Talking to future self).Don't worry about it, saving chicks is what I'm all about!.Mmmm! Who wants bacon with the eggs? /After killing Pig Cops/ĭuke Nukem: Zero Hour Duke Nukem: Zero Hour (1999).Little pig, Little pig let me in? Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in!.What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?.The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!.Lara, is that you? /Reference to Tomb Raider'a Lara Croft/.I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to Apocalypse Now and the smell of the napalm in the morning/.I got no time to bleed! /Reference to Predator/.Hey! Get your ass out of here, Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks!.Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.Oh.your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.ĭuke Nukem: Time to Kill Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (1998).(says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses) My boot, your face the perfect couple.Your face, your ass, what's the difference?.You're an inspiration for birth control.

What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?.Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!.Now this is a force to be reckoned with!.My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!.Kill them all and let God sort 'em out!.It's time to abort your whole freaking species!.It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!.(Predated by 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper in They Live who says: I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!.I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!.I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.Hmm, that's one 'Doomed' Space Marine.Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die. Stinson and spoken by the character Harry Callahan from the 1983 film 'Sudden Impact') (reference to the phrase 'Go ahead, make my day' written by Joseph C. Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.Forget it metal breath, I'll just kick your butt and still have time to watch Oprah.Duke Nukem is a series of platform and First-person shooter computer games from Apogee Software.

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